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Jokes!

Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

They were two deer

What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes

Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle!

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!

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