Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!